THE House of Zim TABLE
pull up a chair darling.
Win a long lunch at Totti’s for you and your bestie.
Sun 6 Dec | 12–3 PM.
Welcome
We’re Jodie & Jodie, and we’ve booked the private dining room at Totti’s for three glorious hours of lunch.
Who will be there
Eighteen women. Endless grazing plates. Wine that keeps appearing. The kind of afternoon where the energy is high from the get-go and 3pm comes far too soon.
How do I get a seat?
Eight winners are coming, and each one brings a friend. Your job is to pick the right friend.
The details
When: Sunday 6 December, 12–3 PM
Where: Totti’s private dining room, Bondi
What: All expenses paid Italian grazing menu and drinks, great company, and stories you’ll be telling until Christmas
Prize: Two seats, one for you and one for your plus-one
Entries close: Sun 15 Nov Midday AEST
How to enter
Answer one question. Keep it short, keep it juicy.
Who are you bringing, and what’s the story you’ll tell about her over the second glass?
Make us laugh, make us cry, make us want to sit next to you.
We’ve got stories on each other…
Oh so many stories.
The House of Zim Long Lunch: The Fine Print
(We kept it short, promise.)
Who’s running this?
House of Zim Co. Pty Ltd ABN 58 686 450 386. That’s us, Jodie & Jodie.
Who can enter?
Any woman aged 18 or over who lives in Australia and can get to Sydney on Sunday 6 December. Sorry, family, you can’t enter.
When?
Entries open on Sunday 25 October and close at Midday AEDT on Sunday 15 November 2026. Late entries won’t count.
How do I enter?
Fill in the form above and tell us who you’re bringing and the story you’ll tell about her over the second glass (around 100 words). One entry each.
Any rules for my story?
It has to be your own. Change names if you like. Keep it kind: nothing untrue, hurtful or something your friend wouldn’t want shared. We may disqualify entries that cross the line.
How are winners picked?
On skill, not luck. Jodie & Jodie (us!) will read every entry and choose the 8 they love most for humour, creativity, warmth and storytelling. Our decision is final.
What do I win?
Two seats, one for you and one for a guest aged 18+, at our private grazing lunch at Totti’s Bondi, on Sunday 6 December 2026, 12–3pm. It includes a set grazing menu and drinks. Each prize is worth about $200 incl. GST. Travel and getting there are up to you.
Do I have to bring the friend from my story?
Nope, bring whoever you like (18+). If two winners name each other, you each get to bring someone else. Lucky you.
How will I know if I’ve won?
We’ll email winners by Wednesday 18 November. You’ll have 48 hours to say yes, or your seat goes to the next entry on our list. We may share winners’ first names on social.
Can I swap the prize?
No. It can’t be transferred, swapped for cash or moved to another date. If something outside our control means the lunch can’t happen, we’ll offer something of equal or greater value.
Will you share my story?
We might share the best ones, using first names only or anonymously. We’ll never use your full name without asking.
Photos?
Yes, there’ll be photos and video on the day (but just for the first hour), and we may post them. Tell us on the day if you’d rather stay out of shot.
What about my details?
Entering adds you to our email list. You can unsubscribe anytime and you’ll still be in the running.
Either way, we look after your info under our privacy policy and never sell it.
The serious bit
Alcohol is served at Totti’s discretion, under responsible service of alcohol laws. Nothing here affects your rights under Australian Consumer Law. Apart from those rights, we’re not responsible for loss or injury connected with the competition or the prize, unless we caused it through negligence. This competition isn’t run or endorsed by Totti’s or Merivale. NSW law applies.